That’s impossible.
Heard all the jokes, but thank God never had to sit through one of his movies or TV shows.
Favorite:There is no evolution- there’s just a list of animals Chuck Norris allowed to live.
Chuck Norris doesn’t tea-bag his women, he potato-sacks them.
Well I guess this confirms we are in the Tribulation. The rapture has come to pass and only Chuck Norris was found worthy of ascension.
Norris was also made an honorary Texan, in addition to being made an honorary gyrene. I mean, that don’t come naturally to just your everyday, run of the mill Okie. 
I believe former Gov. Perry also made him an honorary Texas Ranger as well. 
RIP
A friend of mine who lived in Taiwan for about 20 years before departing, was in that famous Chuck Norris film from the early 80s - the one set in the Middle East. He said CN was an unfriendly arsehole who would not speak to anyone, but his brother - his manager, was a great guy.
Lee Marvin?
I’m crying in my wine cooler.
Now I’ve got that song running through my head all day and so have you. I’m sorry.
It’s always running through my head … blowing through the jasmine in my mind to be precise
Verifying Device ‘EVERYONE LOVED HER’
Female bodybuilding champion who had to learn to walk again after twice overcoming cancer dies aged 61
This is one helluva cover!
Raise you
Best version. 
Amazing. I had no idea he was anything but a figment of Dumas’ imagination.
RIP D’Artagnan
