After the official inbreeding thread and the official underage thread, we now also have the official semen smell thread.
Well, we haven’t had an innocent tourist or a prostitute addict or a maid-molester come by the forum in quite a while.
Knock on wood! 
Fortunately, I don’t own any turtlenecks.
ok…
i remember that thread, yes…
what…I may have missed something here…
Don’t you remember that weird kid who was doinking his grandma’s Indonesian maid?
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Either I missed that thread or I involuntarily memoryholed it…
You are lucky!
I wish I had this ability…
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Dear Penthouse Forum,
Last summer, while in The Orient visiting my elderly grandmother, I had an unbelievable experience…
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It’s threads like this that make formulas what it is.
I was going to do a “that escalated quickly” meme, but I think it’s too late. 
Jesus the Flob’s gone to seed while I’ve been in hospital…
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You see? That’s what happen when @the_bear isn’t here to guide us in the correct way to subversiveness!
In time: I hope your visit to hospital was nothing serious. Shold we create a “get well bear” thread?
Oh, come now.
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Having some cartilage cleaned up in the old knee. Hoping to get my ballet career back on track. 
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I thought your were more a street dance kind of a bear
Dammit that’s my old avatar…
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