I honestly didn’t know where to post this. I don’t believe we have a “funny/surreal news” thread.
I just can’t imagine a firefighters team trying to dodge the lids of cryogenic cylinders filled with bull semen. I hope they’ll make a movie out of this.
“Timmy, get behind cover!!”
“It’s too late for me lieutenant, go without me, you have a family…”
KABOOM a cryogenic cylinder explodes and the lid hits Timmy
“Ay mate, you’re drenched in bull semen, I’m outta here, cheers…”
A “major blow” they say? Yes, a major blow could certainly cause a massive semen explosion. With strategic semen reserves so low, I may need to head on over and volunteer my services.
I’m not sure what’s crazier… saying semen smells like cooking taro or like chlorinated pool water. It just smells a bit salty or like sweaty socks if anything. Some equate it to miso soup.
I worked with someone that used to interject, “Mmm. Smellls like mushrooooms” into friggin near every situation imaginable. One day he got called out by someone asking wtf he meant. He replied, “Jizz. Jizz smells like mushrooms.” A short conversation ensued in which everyone present gave a different impression of what (their) man jam smelled like.
The winner? Bleach.
Runner up? Smelly socks.
Barf.
Drink pineapple juice more often.