The slippery slope

IbisWtf · January 28, 2019, 11:46pm

Uh oh…looks like there’s not full compatibility between members of the “oppressed minority groups” hierarchy…

Dr_Milker · January 29, 2019, 5:14am

Is it just me, or does that guy look like bin Laden? He should build his act around that.

finley · January 29, 2019, 5:18am

Sorry, that’d be cultural appropriation again. Only bona fide Radical Muslims can do terrorism-themed comedy acts.

shiadoa · January 29, 2019, 6:25pm

I have to say that some differences are pretty incredible. Their choice, I guess.

Andrew0409 · January 29, 2019, 6:55pm

This looks like what happened to one of my ex. She was pretty attractive and immediately after me she decided she was lesbian lol. Cut her hair off short, nose rings and dressed just awful.

shiadoa · January 29, 2019, 6:57pm

Ha, this does not sound promising

Andrew0409 · January 29, 2019, 7:00pm

I don’t know if it was me or what. Probably lol

KHHville · January 29, 2019, 8:39pm

BiggusDickus · January 30, 2019, 1:22am

I was once asked by a lesbian colleague to have sex. She was curious and thought I was a nice guy.

She remained lesbian afterwards but told me that the experience was quite nice

finley · January 30, 2019, 2:52am

Are you sure you’re not getting confused here with something you saw on Pornhub?

KHHville · January 30, 2019, 2:59am

or some Penthouse letter…

Dr_Milker · January 30, 2019, 3:04am

This is more common in real life than you may think. I had a similar offer from a lesbian friend before. I politely declined.

finley · January 30, 2019, 3:07am

Thus depriving the rest of us of a salacious story. At least BiggusDickus lives up to his moniker.

I’ve clearly led a sheltered life. Or perhaps I’m just not appealing to lesbians.

Dr_Milker · January 30, 2019, 3:10am

I was afraid it would’ve been awkward afterwards.

I think if you hang around with enough lesbians long enough (and bath regularly), you’re bound to get that request at some point. A lot of them are curious about the “other side.”

finley · January 30, 2019, 3:11am

The only requests along those lines have been from gay men. Not sure what that says about me.

I politely declined, btw.

IbisWtf · January 30, 2019, 3:15am

Later I’ll provide a Salon article explaining why you’re a homophobe for not having sex with men.

Dr_Milker · January 30, 2019, 3:17am

I got those too. Won’t say whether I turned them down or not. Don’t want to be labeled a bigot.

BiggusDickus · January 30, 2019, 3:18am

It’s a true story. She wasn’t easy on the eyes, but then I’m no Adonis.

Dr_Milker · January 30, 2019, 3:20am

You could’ve just said no. Or was she your boss?

BiggusDickus · January 30, 2019, 3:21am

I liked her, and felt it was an interesting challenge.