The T, A, and Cuteness Quizilla (NSFW)

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Don’t worry, ladies, you can play, too - there’s a Your Taste in Men quiz at the link.

Skinny and Cute
Raw score: 44% Big Breasts, 36% Big Ass, and 72% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composure than others who’ve taken the test.

Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.

My third variable, “cuteness” is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It’s determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you’re into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, more innocent look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Jessica Alba, an absolute goddess, and Natalie Portman, if you can handle her acting.

The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test

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Your Friend’s Sister
41% Sexy-Cute, 70% Dark-Light, 58% Artsy-Stylish
Sexy, Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish, Your Friend’s Sister is that total hottie who you’ve been staring at for years. Maybe she’s a year or two younger, maybe a year or two older. Doesn’t matter, she’s hot, and you’re probably hanging out with her sibling to try to to get with her.

The Your Type of Girl TestThe Your Type of Girl Test

[M0NSTER]

Curvy and Naughty
Raw score: 66% Big Breasts, 54% Big Ass, and 40% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger asses, and sexier composures than others who’ve taken the test.

Note that you like women overall curvier than average.

My third variable, “cuteness” is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It’s determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you’re into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sexier, naughtier look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 82% on tit-size

You scored higher than 65% on ass-size

You scored higher than 9% on cuteness

[Chris]

@M0NSTER

Drawback: you have to register. After giving them fake email data to retain my privacy, I got the following score and the above picture:

Raw score: 88% Big Breasts, 86% Big Ass, and 40% Cute!

Seems I care a lot more about boobs and butts than I had realized!

[M0NSTER]

We’re on the wrong side of the world…women like this are a goddamn rarity out here. I’d dare say that Asian women in the West are curvier and taller from what I can remember. I miss grain fed women who can drink beer, watch Football or Hockey and clean the goddamn house while wearing a string bikini without it fallin off (take a deep breath and relax ladies). I might add, retaining their figure because they work out harder than I do. Sigh. I miss the variety and the versatility wink of women back home. Until then…back to my porn.

[smell_the_glove]

Skinny and Sexy
Raw score: 33% Big Breasts, 40% Big Ass, and 60% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and sexier composure than others who’ve taken the test.

Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.

My third variable, “cuteness” is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It’s determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you’re into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Kate Moss and Kate Moss, but 'em post-coke-binge for a cheaper date.

[JMcNeill]

Cute & Small Boobs
Raw score: 29% Big Breasts, 50% Big Ass, and 80% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who’ve taken the test.

Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That’s probably not the case. What’s more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don’t like big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag.

Anyway, my third variable, “cuteness” is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It’s determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you’re into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrity: Hilary Duff, because she is the ultimate in cute! Especially since she lost that baby fat!

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 11% on tit-size

You scored higher than 54% on ass-size

You scored higher than 96% on cuteness

[Lo_Bo_To]

Skinny and Cute
Raw score: 11% Big Breasts, 18% Big Ass, and 72% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composure than others who’ve taken the test.

Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.

My third variable, “cuteness” is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It’s determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you’re into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, more innocent look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrities: Jessica Alba, an absolute goddess, and Natalie Portman, if you can handle her acting.

That was pretty correct. Jessica Alba is hot ass hell. Not into deflowering teens so I guess i’m a really nice guy

[The_Eh_Team]

Asses Wild
Raw score: 44% Big Breasts, 50% Big Ass, and 48% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who’ve taken the test.

Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That’s probably not the case. What’s more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous asses, and they turn you on. Breasts are hit or miss, though, and besides, extremely large ones are just saggy and gross, in your opinion.

My third variable, “cuteness” is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It’s determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you’re into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrity: J-Lo, when she’s looking extra sexy. Probably not when she’s acting.

[Persephone]

Action movie star
You scored 75% masculine, 82% athletic, 54% exotic, and 56% refined!
You love a manly man and you don’t have time for boys. You like someone who looks exotic and who takes care of his body and hygiene. That is a good idea in case you are trying to eat jello shooters off of his beautiful 6 pack. Someone like…Jean-Claude Van Damme, Belgium’s hottest export. But let’s face it, the whole point of this was to look at a bunch of hot guys. If you liked what you saw, please rate my test!

If only Jean-Claude weren’t such a HORRIBLE actor!
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 82% on masculine

You scored higher than 90% on athletic

You scored higher than 66% on exotic

You scored higher than 74% on refined

[Dragonbones]

Raw score: 17% Big Breasts, 18% Big Ass, and 86% Cute!

Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composure than others who’ve taken the test. Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women. My third variable, “cuteness” is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It’s determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you’re into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, more innocent look. Kudos! Recommended Celebrities: Kate Moss, but 'em post-coke-binge for a cheaper date.

(I got the same pic as STG, actually, but she’s totally not my type so I changed it to something nearly ideal. )

Of course the standard disclaimer applies:
I have eyes for only one girl, Dragonbabe!

[citizen_k]

My recommended celebrities: Kate Moss and Kate Moss…Well, I guess that narrows it down!

[canucktyuktuk]

Cute & Small Boobs
Raw score: 22% Big Breasts, 54% Big Ass, and 84% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who’ve taken the test.

Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That’s probably not the case. What’s more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts, and you don’t like big, fake boobs. Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag.

Anyway, my third variable, “cuteness” is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It’s determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you’re into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrity: Hilary Duff, because she is the ultimate in cute! Especially since she lost that baby fat!

[The_Specialist]

Asses Wild
Raw score: 37% Big Breasts, 59% Big Ass, and 52% Cute!

Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who’ve taken the test.

Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That’s probably not the case. What’s more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous asses, and they turn you on. Breasts are hit or miss, though, and besides, extremely large ones are just saggy and gross, in your opinion.

My third variable, “cuteness” is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It’s determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you’re into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrity: J-Lo, when she’s looking extra sexy. Probably not when she’s acting.

[smell_the_glove]

But really, I just want someone I can talk to…