The Three Great Lies, International Version

The Three Great Lies…


  1. your check’s in the mail
  2. I’m from the govt and I’m here to help you
  3. I promise I won’t … in your mouth)


  1. you can apply here for a permit to protest… (bring your kidneys…)
  2. no outside interference in internal affairs! (we reserve that for Taiwan and Tibet…)


  1. the electrical and the plumbing have been inspected and are up to code…

(please add more countries and more lies…