The Three Great Lies…
USA
- your check’s in the mail
- I’m from the govt and I’m here to help you
- I promise I won’t … in your mouth)
PRC
- you can apply here for a permit to protest… (bring your kidneys…)
- no outside interference in internal affairs! (we reserve that for Taiwan and Tibet…)
ROC
- the electrical and the plumbing have been inspected and are up to code…
(please add more countries and more lies…