Sorry…it’s me again with another vid. I’ll try to not make a habit of it in here.
But I really found this one funny: atomfilms.com/af/content/dea … d=81704214
That was pretty funny. Guess they never got to his his Plasma screen back at his place then…
One they didn’t show case.
“Geez, are those real!!??” 
I’ve gotta waterbed wanna go scuba diving?
You asking me? Would’ve been better to use a PM…but sure. PM me your particulars.
“So, do you have any STD’s that you know of?”
or
“I think my mum is really sexy.”
or
“I once had this girlfriend who…”
or
“Do you think size is really all that important?”
or
“Have you ever had a threesome? No? Would you like to?”
or anything negative beginning with the following,
“Why are women so…?”
And the coup de grace to guarantee you’ll not get any, “Have you gained weight recently, or have you always been fat?”
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And the coup de grace to guarantee you’ll not get any, “Have you gained weight recently, or have you always been fat?”[/quote]
I often say to new co-workers after a few months…“Congratulations on the new baby! What? You aren’t pregnant? You sure look it…odd…sorry.”
It really makes their faces drop.
i’m married?
Anything about your previous ex.
“Watch this…ever see one do that?”
“People say its contageous, but its really not… no, trust me!”
How much?
A movie? Let me call my mom and let her know I’ll be home late.
I’m dying to find out if my new prescription for Viagra works.
Yeah, it’s great! You pump the left testicle to inflate it…
Ouch, no, MY left.
“Wanna come up and see my chainsaw?” 
it’s not going to suck itself.
sorry…
A girl coming on to my ex in a bar told him…
“You should never cut your hair. It’s your selling point.”
We puzzled over that one for a while. Was it supposed to be a compliment? Kind of makes it sound like the rest of him is not that dope. :s