Video link: extremescooters.biz/videos/EvoWheelie.wmv
Naw, dude, THESE are real scooters.
I want to buy one of those mini-bikes in your last picture…I think it would be fun to practice doing wheelies on them…and if you flip it you don’t have far to fall.
Mordeth, it would be perfect for shopping. They fit well in supermarket aisles. 
Mordeth, it would be perfect for you. Shopping. In the supermarket aisles.
But I’d encourage you to go ahead and practice your wheelies on a full sized bike. We don’t mind if you fall.
You’d think after 632 posts you’d have figured out how to edit your original post to include the second insult… :bravo:
hee hee 
That scooter there looks very good in the aisles of the 7-11. Mordeth, I think that your legs will be sore when using the 3" tool on the 19 year old clerk, as you have to stand when doing the tooling. No, a big bike would be better if you are to attempt both.
you’d also need a special indent put into the tank to accommodate your “3 inches longer than average” dick.
I was told yesterday by a friend who has met Mordeth in a bike/scooter shop (on thread, I mentioned scooters) that he appears in advertising here in Taiwan. (Not sure and it would not be good to name the adverts if true as that would obviously be outing)
I know Mordeth and he is a normal dude when not tapping on key boards.
How normal I am not sure. Mordeth, have you done any porno movies? Just curious in a gawking at car accidents sort of way 
(on vroom, vroom thread again, car accidents)
Well, I just read that other thread and have a question for you. As it’s locked, I’ll ask you here:
You claim that when you initially rode into the 7-11, there was only 1 employee (male) and that others came later. So, where did the 19 year old employee asking for your phone # come from?
Only in Forumosa do people have the lack of maturity/common sense to follow you around to completely different threads…and post insults with regards to other threads. :bravo: And again with the penis obsession…if some guy mentioned his penis size…for whatever reason…I sure as hell wouldn’t dwell on it. I posted that remark days ago…how often do you think about my penis Truant ? Must be quite a bit for you to be commenting on it days after the fact. 
Ironman, I don’t believe in casual sex…so no…no porn. I’ve done a few adds nothing special…I did an add for motorbike clothes that was in some Taiwan biking magazines…that was kinda cool.
The Gumper, First of all I don’t “claim” anything. As well as trying to live a fairly “clean” lifestyle…I also abhor lying. I can safely say…without even have met you…that I am most likely the most honest person you ‘know’. I am honest to the point of it being a flaw…which gets me into trouble on the forums (someone asks how fast do you go…I answer…everyone flames me)…and at work as well. I’m not saying I never lie…but if I had to guess I’d say I keep it under one or two lies a month…and those are usually to spare someone’s feelings.
A few of you know my roommate…ask him…he’ll tell you that I’m too honest.
The girl asking for my number was on a completely different day. I just mentioned it to counter an insult that said everyone at that 7-11 must hate me.
Tee hee. Isn’t posting while inebriated fun?
Not an insult, dude.
Just encouragement of reckless behavior likely to result in slapstick, pratfall comedy for our amusement at your expense. We’ll bring videocameras 
Mordeth.
Geez, relax man. I took one look at that picture and thought “ouch” and then threw you a one liner. BFD. At least you didn’t misquote me like yesterday, but I guess you have a selective reply policy?
Anyway, back to the original topic of this thread,
that scooter in the video and the tiny one I posted last would be really fun to throw in the back of a trunk, or even (if allowed) take on a bus or MRT somewhere, so you have a bike when you arrive. Or you could get like 20 of them and practice some synchronized moves for a parade or something. They look like real fun!
uh oh, you mentioned alcohol. Apparently we are all drunks in some people’s eyes.
But when you are too drunk you can’t tool around, only fool around.
Too honest??? Yes, you are too honest for your own good.
If we all started to post the crazy things we have done… Wauww, that would be fun.
[quote=“Mr He”]
If we all started to post the crazy things we have done… Wauww, that would be fun.[/quote]
Indeed, you go first.
so THATs how you spell “Wauww”
[quote=“Dragonbones”]Anyway, back to the original topic of this thread,
that scooter in the video and the tiny one I posted last would be really fun to throw in the back of a trunk, or even (if allowed) take on a bus or MRT somewhere, so you have a bike when you arrive. Or you could get like 20 of them and practice some synchronized moves for a parade or something. They look like real fun![/quote]
I’ve seen a video with guys riding the bike in that last picture…they’re called “Pocket bikes”. The guys are riding them down a mountain and they are flying…passing cars and whatnot. I thought it’d be funny to strap one to your back then you could ride a full sized bike with a second on your back…I wouldn’t actually do it. Just thought it’d be funny. But yeah…I’m sure you could take it on the bus…or whatnot. It’d be great to have someplace like Kenting.
I’ve seen those Pocket bikes around the place for sale. At Ximen there is a selection.