Don’t know if something like this existed before, but I was watching the news as I ate my breakfast danbing this morning and thought it would be fun to list the stories you see on the news.
Here’s what I saw in the 5 minutes it took to eat my breakfast this morning:
A Macao tourist(??- I think it said 澳客…May have been 奧客- Austrian Tourist. I didn’t pay close enough attention and it seems unlikely that it was an Austrian…although maybe 澳客 refers to an Australian…I’m SO CONFUSED!..I couldn’t hear the audio so I was relying on the headlines.) was riding on the MRT when he decided to press the intercom to the MRT driver and tell him to go faster. Translation: EVIL FOREIGNERS!
A 正妹 (hot girl!) got a job with NASA! Translation: Wow, girls that are pretty can get jobs normally associated with intelligent ugly nerds!
Dangit…there was one other report that was laughable as well, but it slipped my mind.