… vajazzle. I’d like to be a professional vajazzler. I only found out about this career choice a couple of minutes ago, but it sounds like a dream occupation.
Tommy, this is a thread about sticking rhinestones on ladies’ funflaps. Don’t mess it up.
How the hell could anyone “mess up” a thread about sticking stuff to ladies’ “funflaps?” That’s pretty messed up already, like.
Anyway, I don’t think you’d get hired on to help with such a thing, Sandman. You don’t have the right look.
That’s a pretty damn vajazzalist thing to say!
I’m pretty sure Sandman has had his hand up the leathery flaps of one of these old girls in his time
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That’s a pretty damn vajazzalist thing to say![/quote]
Well . . . . Okay, maybe you could get a few hours on the day shift, vagazzeling the larger, older ladies. But you’ll have to agree to do your own sweeping up.
Back home we always called them les enjoliverees des rideaus de boeuf…
Goddamn Frenchies. I ask you
My new word of the day is “Anchorage Steamer” and/or “Palin-drome”.
I was thinking of changing my User Name to William Reuben…
Lots of new words here, peeny, slickling and hooha. NSFW warning, and in case anyone thinks this is page 271 from a real book. ONE PAGE: The Petals Fall Twice by Chip Zdarsky. (The One Page Series is where I post a single page from a work-not-in-progress.) The petals fall twice
So I guess “peeny” is a brilliant word combination of penis and teeny? A teeny penis = a “peeny?”
… vajazzle. Has anybody said that yet?
I prefer “Palin-drone”.
The one-time popped this lil hoodrat for stealing out of Sears
Sphinccoyist - A person who has the uncontrollable urge to start absurd threads on internet forums.
No it’s not. It’s a term for a person who believes in a link between The Sphinx and former Scottish footballer Ally McCoist.
No it’s not. It’s a term for a person who believes in a link between The Sphinx and former Scottish footballer Ally McCoist.[/quote]
Nonsense. You getting confused with “sphinccoiist”.