Желаю всем счастья, здоровья и успехов!
I used to have one, but I didn’t know what to feed it so it died.
What the OP mentioned
(It’s a silly private joke. Years ago, my friend, whenever she heard a foreign language that she didn’t understand would say this phrase, like she totally understood what was said.)
In Soviet Russia, new year celebrate YOU!!!
I thought you meant you had a Russian and it died.
Vodka deficiency, probably.
Моё судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей!