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Raw Oysters in Taiwan

Taiwan has so many oyster dishes, and they are all relatively cheap. Why is it then so hard to find raw oysters anywhere… Are the oysters in Taiwan extra unclean, and if so, should we be eating them at all. Is it a preference of taste for the Taiwanese. Was there some major event where people got really sick and everyone has been scared every since. I need answers!!!

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