I doubt it, but it’s a few days away.
Not very pretty, but I appreciate the effort.
They called it Jelawat! Currently not likely to become a typhoon…feelsbadman.
What is the earliest month that you experienced a typhoon when work/school was cancelled?
I’d estimate June. Can’t remember earlier
Typhoon Hal in mid-June, 1985. Remember like it was yesterday. Spent my 19th birthday bunkered down in Kaohsiung. 
You realize this makes it possible to calculate your exact age, right?
Not necessary…because you spelled “argument” wrong. 
Sorry, I don’t have serious discussions with chicken memes.
How about cow memes?
I’m not entirely convinced that’s a cow, but I’m just a byproduct of the patriarchy, what would I know? I’ll take your word.
I say it’s a cow, but that could just be bull…
I stumbled upon cow talk, where is typhoon talk
Ah yes, but I could be lying. I might have spent 1985 locked in a prison cell in deepest Abyssinia. And therefore my exact age would be incalculable.