Usefulness of Google restaurant reviews in general

I often check Google restaurant reviews of places mainly to look at the photos and the menus.

But I can’t stand these kind of reviews from people

  • Oh My Gaw…This is the best XYZ I ever tasted (you go eat there and its the usual shit with honey mustard sauce thrown on it )
  • The boss is so nice (when he was in a good mood, today he looks like the devil himself )
  • I am an expert in say…eating burgers because I ate burgers all my life and this is the real deal burger . …Nobody else can be an expert like me because I grew up eating the burger this particular way. A great burger is my way or the highway .
  • Great value (you check the price and it is often expensive because all some of these rich kids do is eat out on family money )
  • Somebody moans about the food not being great or to ‘their expectations’ and the boss has to come on and say oh yes…’.You are right…We will do better for you next time’ …Even though 90% of the time you can tell these people think they know food just because they eat out a lot…And somebody should bow down to them because…I don’t know.

Haha ya. Some reviews are just so over the top or just useless to actually make a decision about the product.

I’ve often seen the following terms in the auto translated version of the reviews. What do they mean?:

Spa:
“Big push”
“Massage is high CP value”

For restaurants:
“Boss is kind and food is intimate”

Are these examples of bad translation or do they actually write like that?

Highly recommended.

Happy ending.

I got the “write a nice review” discount.

They basically write Iike that in Chinese. High CP value drives me crazy because you check it and it’s often still expensive anyway.

The boss is kind in Taiwan means he actually looked at you and spoke more than three words with you. Maybe he threw you a pudding dessert for free.

Never underestimate the idiocy of the average person. Go read YouTube comments for real mind-bendingly asinine “opinions”.

The funniest I’ve read is someone saying that they disliked the restaurant next door because the services were rude.

The popularity of the restaurant in terms of number of reviews is usually a good sign
Also the overall star number seems a bit more accurate. I tend to worry a bit about places that have almost no reviews.

Not restaurant related, but a while ago I was looking for a podiatrist as near to me as possible. My right leg is partially paralyzed, so I walk with my foot curled upwards. Some days I’m on my feet for twelve hours or so, constantly walking, and I develop very painful, deep corns.
I hit Google and find a place. It has a 4.5 star rating. These people aren’t doctors, more masseurs and reflexology quacks, but they do treat corns and calluses.
The reviews were all along the lines of: “Great treatment. The boss is excellent. His son is useless, though.”
I get there, and lo and behold, the son starts prodding at my foot. Says he can’t do anything because There Will Be Blood, and I’ll get an infection. Now, because of the Google review, I knew the dude was useless, so I complained to the boss. Dad makes a call. Five minutes later a pro walks in, and within fifteen minutes painlessly rips a hard lump the size of a peanut out of my foot. I felt like I was walking on air.
Just to say, sometimes those reviews can be useful.

I had to google what foot corns are…

They don’t make for good eating.

A new Restaurant in Australia made the news a few months back in regard to some (positive) Google reviews as reviews had been made several days before the place opened.

Please tell me you’re not speaking from experience.

Come around to my place. I’ll make you a nice casserole with corn on the cob.

I’m not usually one to pass up a free meal, but uh…