Vampires vs. Werewolves: The definitive thread

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The main question is, which is worse to invite into your country?

But there could be other considerations. Which would be worse to be? Which would be a worse blind date? Which has the worst movies? Who would win in a fight?

And etc.

Discuss!

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Worse to be a werewolf because they lose control during a full moon, forget what they do, and donā€™t seem to enjoy the transition. Vampires seem to enjoy all of it- the deception, the blood sucking, the nightlife.

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Werewolves are defiantly worse on the vacuum cleaner.

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Vampires are attention-whores. Itā€™s all me me me

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ā€œWerewolves are a subclass of shape-shifters. Werewolves become vampires when they die, which they may do by natural causes. Things that die by natural causes are not immortal.Apr 10, 2019ā€

What is the lifespan of a werewolf?

Life Expectancy

The Average Werewolf lives around 1700 years, to 2100 years. The Oldest recorded Werewolf was 2327 years old.

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Just spittinā€™ facts

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Why? :laughing:

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^ obvious vampire

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Because i wanted to get on the bandwagon of opening dumb threads that wouldnā€™t last long. Also, this was requested

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Attention vampires are my biggest fear:

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I interpreted that as attention TO vampires, like a self-help book for vampires to defend their mind and health.

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Sounds like +1 for werewolves either way

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I read it as, ā€œAttention! Vampires are my biggest fearā€.

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Taiwan vampires leveling up. They are here.

How did i miss this 2021 Taiwan vampire movie.

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Is that just CCTV footage of shoppers in Taipei 101 shopping mall?

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I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain
He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fookā€™s
Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein

Ah-hoo, werewolves of London
Ah-hoo
Ah-hoo, werewolves of London
Ah-hoo

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Just remember boys, weā€™re werewolves not swearwolves.

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Neil Young ā€œVampire Bluesā€

Iā€™m a vampire, babe, suckinā€™ blood from the earth
Iā€™m a vampire, baby, suckinā€™ blood from the earth
Well, Iā€™m a vampire, babe, sell you twenty barrels worth

Iā€™m a black bat, babe, banginā€™ on your window pane
Iā€™m a black bat, baby, banginā€™ on your window pane
Iā€™m a black bat, babe, I need my high octane

Good times are cominā€™, I hear it everywhere I go
Good times are cominā€™, I hear it everywhere I go
Good times are cominā€™, but they sure cominā€™ slow

Iā€™m a vampire, babe, suckinā€™ blood from the earth
Iā€™m a vampire, baby, suckinā€™ blood from the earth
Well, Iā€™m a vampire, babe, Iā€™ll sell you twenty barrels worth

Good times are cominā€™

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