Vampires vs. Werewolves: The definitive thread

TT · February 18, 2025, 5:42am

The main question is, which is worse to invite into your country?

But there could be other considerations. Which would be worse to be? Which would be a worse blind date? Which has the worst movies? Who would win in a fight?

And etc.

Discuss!

marasan · February 18, 2025, 10:58am

Worse to be a werewolf because they lose control during a full moon, forget what they do, and don’t seem to enjoy the transition. Vampires seem to enjoy all of it- the deception, the blood sucking, the nightlife.

Shaun008 · February 18, 2025, 11:28am

Werewolves are defiantly worse on the vacuum cleaner.

tango42 · February 18, 2025, 11:34am

Vampires are attention-whores. It’s all me me me

Van · February 18, 2025, 11:47am

“Werewolves are a subclass of shape-shifters. Werewolves become vampires when they die, which they may do by natural causes. Things that die by natural causes are not immortal.Apr 10, 2019”

What is the lifespan of a werewolf?

Life Expectancy

The Average Werewolf lives around 1700 years, to 2100 years. The Oldest recorded Werewolf was 2327 years old.

Van · February 18, 2025, 11:52am

Just spittin’ facts

volv1992 · February 18, 2025, 7:14pm

Why?

Van · February 18, 2025, 7:24pm

^ obvious vampire

TT · February 19, 2025, 12:29am

Because i wanted to get on the bandwagon of opening dumb threads that wouldn’t last long. Also, this was requested

QuaSaShao · February 19, 2025, 1:17am

Attention vampires are my biggest fear:

volv1992 · February 19, 2025, 9:11am

I interpreted that as attention TO vampires, like a self-help book for vampires to defend their mind and health.

TT · February 19, 2025, 10:09am

Sounds like +1 for werewolves either way

Van · February 19, 2025, 10:43am

I read it as, “Attention! Vampires are my biggest fear”.

tango42 · February 19, 2025, 1:00pm

Taiwan vampires leveling up. They are here.

How did i miss this 2021 Taiwan vampire movie.

volv1992 · February 20, 2025, 8:09am

Is that just CCTV footage of shoppers in Taipei 101 shopping mall?

marasan · February 20, 2025, 8:13am

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain
He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook’s
Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein

Ah-hoo, werewolves of London
Ah-hoo
Ah-hoo, werewolves of London
Ah-hoo

the_bear · February 20, 2025, 8:26am

Just remember boys, we’re werewolves not swearwolves.

marasan · February 20, 2025, 8:36am

Neil Young “Vampire Blues”

I’m a vampire, babe, suckin’ blood from the earth
I’m a vampire, baby, suckin’ blood from the earth
Well, I’m a vampire, babe, sell you twenty barrels worth

I’m a black bat, babe, bangin’ on your window pane
I’m a black bat, baby, bangin’ on your window pane
I’m a black bat, babe, I need my high octane

Good times are comin’, I hear it everywhere I go
Good times are comin’, I hear it everywhere I go
Good times are comin’, but they sure comin’ slow

I’m a vampire, babe, suckin’ blood from the earth
I’m a vampire, baby, suckin’ blood from the earth
Well, I’m a vampire, babe, I’ll sell you twenty barrels worth

Good times are comin’