The women aren’t much better… 
Peeping cams, or you crossdress?
Heard lots of horror stories from the ladies (several involving blood). 
Bit blurred, but it’s a sign in my gym telling people not to blow dry their private parts.
When I was at school, we had a special assembly because someone had smeared shit across the walls in the bathroom. They had written something using their hands. This was a girl.
Every time I hear someone make out that girls are cleaner than boys my mind flashes to that assembly.
My wife says she often sees amahs blow-drying their rug in the ladies changing room at the gym.
Dude, I’m eating lunch!
I won’t mention the bloody incidents then. 
May we never ever go back to shaking hands as a greeting.
Reading that just after two tectonic plates shook hands in Taitung was eerie!
Okay so what’s the problem with blow drying your just-cleaned genitals? People are weird.
Preventing crotch-rot ( tinea cruris )?
I guess I shouldn’t tell people about me laying on the bed in the birthing position and letting my fan breeze me out during the hot summer months. I must have germs ALL over my room.
Doctors actually recommend letting the Netherlands air well, naturally, going comando - at home, of course.
My gyno seriously told me not to wear jeans in order to prevent infections down under. Trapped moisture by heavy fabric was the reason he gave.
Yep, that is what my wife told me when I asked why she doesn’t wear tight jeans.
In the public (not a typo) area? And picture long black pubes all over the white tiles… 
Worse: white hair among the black, harder to see.
I always wash my hands before I pee, because my hands have more germs than my genitalia.
Just sharing that.
Do you wash after too or just before? I just wash two fingers on one hand before. When in Rome.
Urine’s sterile, and I like the taste.