I think it’s beyond the powers of the High Panjadrams of Forumosa, Lords of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas, Conquerors of the Acheron Empire in Hyboria in General and Cimmeria in Particular of Forumosa.
This has been pointed here:
Fill it in! There’s cake!
Was it the tree’s fault or the manufacturer’s fault for adding too much horsepower?
That tree is a hero. All manner of bird or beast could have met their doom in the shape of that high horsepower machine. But bonny bold trunk branched and barked and blocked its path and the metal folded round it.
Typical Benz owner behavior.
However, the foreigner resident’s behavior of passing from the right and braking in front of the Mercedes didn’t help much.
Tung said those looking to enlarge their penis could opt for surgical procedures that have been proven safe, such as the implantation of multiple layers of an acellular dermal matrix
How’s that work then? Asking for a friend (who’s definitely not me).
Edit: not recommended:
https://www.issm.info/news/research-summaries/acellular-dermal-matrix-not-recommended-for-penile-girth-enhancement/
The first time I went to see my urologist:
Me: My dick hurts.
Him: Do you stick a chopstick down your urethra when you’re masturbating?
Me (eyes like saucers): No! Why? Do people do that?
Him: Oh, I’ve seen a lot of it.
My brother’s a doctor and the stories he has about when he started his career in A & E are ridiculous. Wire stuck in the urethra, fruit in rectums. All sorts of stuff.
I felt myself shrivel up reading that. It sounds like the most painful thing in the world.
I was like what, gotta Google that… However instead of urethra porn I got this:
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16689203/
So a study about people taught to stick in chopsticks? Woohaa, good I never so far visited an urologist…
My cousin is an emergency room M.D. He has told me some of the most amazing stories.
Night time = “When the freaks come out!”
Man comes into the emergency room. Had 20 unsharpened #2 pencils stuck up his ass. Dr. Hans asked him, “What were you doing?”
Man: “I was masturbating with a pencil and I lost control of it and it got stuck”
Dr. Hans: “That explains ONE pencil. How about the other nineteen?”
Man: “I kept losing them and would just grab another one until the package was empty, then I thought it might be time to come to the doctor to have them removed!”
Dr. Hans: “Well, it’s a good thing that those pencils weren’t sharpened!”
Man: “Do I look stupid?”
Dr. Hans: “No, but I’m not the one with 20 unsharpened pencils stuck up my ass!”
So very common nowadays. Has happened to me several times…not as bad as this case but disturbing nevertheless.
Once I honked just out of fear/surprise. Turning left at a railroad crossing when suddenly a car passes the three cars behind me (uses the opposing lane) and swerves in front of me. I honk. About 30 meters later after we cross the railroad crossing he stops his car. I wait behind him for about 20 seconds…then he pulls away.
I really wonder if I will control myself if one of these a-holes gets out and starts heading to my car with a bat. My first instinct will be to use my car to run him down…especially if my wife is in the car.
Looks like he honked at the wrong wannabe gangster. Glad they’re OK.
Another example of being killed or injured by no fault of your own by only going about your normal busines.
Living in Taiwan sometimes scares the hell out of me.
I know what you mean, but I feel like this one could happen anywhere.
Sure, but more likely anywhere that doesn’t strongly enforce trucking companies to follow the laws and rules.
Safety considerations are a low priority here. Yesterday I saw a long trailer hauling wood shipping pallets. A pile of pallets was very high and had a single small width rope running over the pile.
Shoddy construction or something…
