Try to invent a snack according to the below chart …
It’s called a fruit and veg stall . . . I had no idea they were multi-millionaires, though.
Quick…Cheap…Healthy…no problem.
Don’t you need two more sets for ‘good to eat’ and ‘convenient’? If so I suggest Mr. Pot Noodle has already nailed it.
Forget the chart.
Edible post-it notes. You heard it here first. The orange ones should be BBQ flavour IMO
There’s absolutely nothing in that chart about whether or not the food tastes like arse. Just sayin’.
[quote=“crimpster”]Forget the chart.
Edible post-it notes. You heard it here first. The orange ones should be BBQ flavour IMO[/quote]
This is good.
orange = bar-b-que
yellow = lemon
green = lime or ?
blue = ?
work with me here people…this could have legs.
[quote=“TainanCowboy”][quote=“crimpster”]Forget the chart.
Edible post-it notes. You heard it here first. The orange ones should be BBQ flavour IMO[/quote]
This is good.
orange = bar-b-que
yellow = lemon
green = lime or ?
blue = ?
work with me here people…this could have legs.[/quote]
orange = bar-b-que
yellow = cheese
green = spring onion
blue = stinky tofu?? heck what is blue and savoury tasting.
woops for the local market
green = stinky seaweed flavour
2 types fruit and savory
green=sour apple or cheese and onion or seaweed
Yellow = banana or Cheese
Orange = orange or bbq
Blue = blueberry or salt n vinegar
[color=#807FFE]Quick[/color], [color=#FE8081]cheap[/color], [color=#82FF81]healthy[/color]. One more important dimension is needed: [color=#FF8000]yummy[/color].
Mmmmm…edible Post-it notes…mmmmmmm
all colours = vomit = parmesan
- Have a commercial with little kids telling their mommies how good it is. Squeaky voice, bright smile, and erratic hand gestures a must.
- Show the mommies also sneaking bites of the snack and identify its weight-loss properties with an animated tightening of the hourglass.
- Have the ridiculously handsome and professional looking father enter the house after work, greeted by his bubbly kids and gorgeous wife. They all laugh silently in harmony while a deep-voiced narrator emphasizes the greatness of the product and cute animated figures bounce around during the last two seconds.
With this recipe, you don’t even need a good product.