Wear shoes when it snows!

Really!
Just thought some people might need reminding before the annual drive up Ho Huan Mtn. this year.
Don’t forget the shoes!

Or the car!

I also want to remind people to breathe regularly, but not when submerged in water.

When asked what advice he could give to a newly married couple, Johnny Carson said, “Never pet a dog that’s on fire.”

…or pee on an electric fence.

Don’t wear your McSame or O’Biden button to the polls tomorrow.

Do blue slippers count?