Congratulations, HS! All those years of being chaste have paid off - now you can finally know the physical love of a woman! You give hope to mullet-heads everywhere! :bravo: 
All the best HS, but gee I hope you wonât be reading this anytime today!
HG
Congrats HS!
Chaste? Iâve heard that a lot of people use âfleshlightsâ on dark highways when they are all alone.
And soon, a little baby Elvis will be born, with a mullet, disco pants and Jackie O sunglasses!
Have a good day, HS!
HSâŚwelcome to the âŚerâŚâclub.â :bravo:
God! That poor woman! That poor, poor woman!
Congratulations, ya bastard. Hereâs wishing you many many happy years together.
congrats - hope you will live together to a ripe old age.
Finally buckled did ya? You pussy!
Congrats man!
Well thank you one and all. It was an interesting day, followed up by a FABULOUS feed at the italian job. Highway starlet was craving pizza so we went there for a post marital mastication. HUGE thanks to Alan, Mark and Stan for taking care of us so well.
Incidentally, the posts here on F.com were invaluable with all the âhow to/where etcâ concerning marriage. Well done Maoman and Gus, you have created the best thng since beef noodles.!
Some parting words that my grandfather gave me about getting married-
âA man without a wife is incompleteâŚso as soon as you are married, youâre finished!â
The best!
The Highway Mullets
Have a great one.