Maybe I can take him home and make him a nice bath, right? Water would be nice, though.
Poor thing needs shelter in a zoo, not in someone’s …how the heck did they raise that thing for years -whatever it takes to reach that size- and no one baits an eye?!
Look, those things take care of slow tourists in the ol country, but they are smart, social animals. It does not deserve that. It is downtown Taipei at noon, for Irwin’s sake.