ditch? Phil.
on a piece of paper? Mark
in a bog? Pete
a cow with 2 legs? Lean Beef
a cow with no legs? Ground Beef
a girl with 1 leg? Eileen
a Chinese girl with one leg? Irene
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not going to come.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on top of a pile of leaves?
Russell
Heard all these jokes back in 1984 or thereabouts, but that’s no reason not to add my favorite:
What do you call a man with a plank on his head?
Edward
What do you call a man with three planks on his head?
Edward Woodward
What so you call a man with a spade in his head ?
Doug
What do you call a man without a spade in his head ?
Douglas
I’ll get me coat…
What do you call a guy sitting in boiling water, surrounded by potatoes and carrots?
Stu.
What do you call a painting of a guy sitting in boiling water, surrounded by potatoes and carrots?
Stuart.
What do you call a man who lays in front of the door?
Matt!
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What do you call a boy with one foot in the door?
Justin.
What do you call a spaniard who has just come out of hospital?
Manuel
what do you call a spaniard who has lost his car?
Carlos
What do you call a lady with two toilets on her head?
Lulu.
What do you call a man who likes to work out?
Jim.
What do you call a man with rabbits down his pants?
Warren.
[color=red]Q:[/color] What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs in a hole in the ground?
[color=green]A:[/color] Peg
What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach?
Sandy
or
Shelly
[color=red]Q:[/color] What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the water?
[color=green]A:[/color] Bob
A guy with no arms no legs in a mailbox?
Bill
Hanging on the wall?
Art
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?
Skip
Could someone please explain the “Edward” joke!
Edward = Head Wood, sort of