What have I got in my pocket?

That’s quite an arcane question. I’ll have to ponder it.

Dirty Saffa. You got a 9mm in your right pocket, and a packet of beechies in the left…

:smiley: Funny, but 'fraid not.

I’m gonna get ya.

Ya wetwipes?

[quote=“Baas Babelaas”]I’m gonna get ya.

Ya wetwipes?[/quote]
Nee, vokkol wetwipes.

That’s quite an arcane question. I’ll have to ponder it.[/quote]

I don’t have any laces at the moment. No shoes.

BFM - what do you think the cleavage between your buttocks is for? It’s a handy additional pocket with loads of storage space.

May we have a clue please, Jimi?

OK. Now it’s easy. It’s in my shirt pocket.

a pen

glasses

It must be an erection

And Mr Thorne wins his half bottle back! :bravo:

Fuck, glad I can take them out now. Felt like cheating if I didn’t keep them in.

And Mr Thorne wins his half bottle back! :bravo:

Fuck, glad I can take them out now. Felt like cheating if I didn’t keep them in.[/quote]

That makes it a bottle each.

Someone else can have a go, I’ve got to log off.