What's the Point of Lap Dances?

[anon58655674]

@jimipresley

unbelievably, I used to be good-looking and relatively famous and attracted really hot women)

I was like that, minus the good looking part

[Rocket]

@anon58655674

@jimipresley

unbelievably, I used to be good-looking and relatively famous and attracted really hot women)

I was like that, minus the good looking part

Don’t believe everything you read

[anon38216271]

@MikeN1

As

@MikeN1

@anon38216271

You gonna qoute Pill Bill Cosby? About sexual relations with women?

See following statement.

Yeah…I wouldn’t call preditory behavior “spices”.

[Belgian_Pie]

@jimipresley

but I’m thinking “Seriously? What’s the point?”

Man, you got her tits in your face.

[Hygge]

@jimipresley

I used to be good-looking and relatively famous and attracted really hot women

Why did you stop attracting really hot women?

[Belgian_Pie]

@Andrew0409

I honestly go to help the single mothers. It warms my heart to know those dollar bills I put in her g string will put food on the table for her kids. Or possibly feed her coke habit.

I thought you were going to church events for single mothers.

[mad_masala]

This thread has some instant classic interventions xD

So yeah, I always have objected the same: what’s the point of paying for getting home horny as fuck? I went to one of ghose KTV once (bachelor party), not really into it tbh.

[BiggusDickus]

How much do you charge per dance, jimpresley? I expect some serious butt grinding and tits against my face.

[jimipresley]

For you it’s free, my friend.

[Uncreativeusername]

whats a lap dance

[jimipresley]

@Uncreativeusername

whats a lap dance

It’s a bit like a a grammar and punctuation google, but with a Shift key added for eroticism.

[Uncreativeusername]

Nice, Shift keys turn me on

[Neuromancer]

You went to the wrong KTV… there are some which provide release as part of the hourly rate

[ponlaihop]

@anon58655674

I was like that, minus the good looking part

I was like you, but also minus the famous part…

[ponlaihop]

@mad_masala

for getting home horny as fuck?

…depends who’s waiting for you at home?

[BHL4life]

I once had a guy give me a glowing review of a strip club because you could get great burgers there while watching the strippers. One of my classmates also worked there immediately after leaving school at 16. She was pretty hot back then, i once saw some upskirt action on the school bus. She looks worse for wear nowadays. Being a 16 yr old burger strip club stripper must have been a poor life choice.

[RBE]

What’s the point of life? Some questions don’t require answers. Enjoy life. Enjoy lap dances.

[tango42]

The burgers were great. We used to go over at lunch from the office.

[yyy]

@jimipresley

(unbelievably, I used to be good-looking and relatively famous and attracted really hot women)

The funny thing is, even though I do know what you look(ed) like, I always picture you as your old avatar.

@jimipresley

come home with R3000-R5000

What, ringgit? Rupees? Rupiah?

[BiggusDickus]

Ron Jeremy’s in some serious trouble at the moment.

Obviously JP’s talking about Rand. Everyone knows he’s a saffa