here’s mine:
“when i was a baby, i was so ugly whenever my mother breastfed me she had to use a straw!”
man, i miss rodney. he was a class act, all he way around!
No respect. No respect I tell ya.
My poor wife-she needs a machine just to keep her alive-the refrigerator!
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab.
During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.