Everyone says “Deep Throat” is the bomb but I don’t think so. What was/is the best porn film out there?
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Everyone says “Deep Throat” is the bomb but I don’t think so. What was/is the best porn film out there?
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Tarantino called this the best porn flick of all time.
Plot
Debby is a young virgin who resists her fiancé’s advances for premarital sex. One night she arrives home and finds her mother in a threesome with two men. Shocked, she wanders along the highway where four Black men in a Cadillac verbally abuse and kidnap her. Duke, the leader of the gang rapes Debby. The men take her to the cabin they live and Duke declares that she is his “chick”. Other members of the gang oppose and they start a poker game for sexual rights over her. Shorty and Coke win and they rape Debby. Next morning, Duke’s girlfriend Jody and a mafioso-type White man who pays the gang to start a race riot in the city arrive at the cabin. After the White man leaves, Jody expresses her discontent for the presence of the “honky bitch” and Duke’s protective approach towards her. Duke gives his men the order to rape Jody. While gang members engage in a sequence of punitive rape, Duke takes Debby to his room to console her and the two have sex. Next day Debby attempts to run but she is caught. Duke and two of the men depart to accomplish the plans for the riot. Jody leads Stitch the mentally retarded member of the gang to anally ravish Debby. When Stitch is done, Jody stabs him to death and gets on Debby to “cut her tit off” but Duke arrives at the scene and kills Jody with a shotgun. Duke takes Debby out and gives the directions to the environs of her house. He gets on the car and goes away while Debby looks on.
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Heidi greift die knödel in die hosen … 
According to Dr. D
Haven’t seen any on the “fake” worst list…some funny titles though
Tarzoon: Shame of the Jungle
Not positive, Nama (because asthetics ain’t that easy, and require real thought) but imo the winner will be either German or Italian.
If you’re a fan of French porn, sorry, but the very real possibility exists that a phallus will be drawn out greenish brown with fecal matter (or so I’m told anyway, ahem). Kinda limits the height of cinematography, porn wise, and in imo. Sorry, but ain’t nothin’ worser than seein’ a instrument of the devil inappropriately coated in crap to kill my own … interest, AND that of my … well, you know who.
Usually, that is.
It ain’t always ironclad, but I fear the French have pretty much left themselves outside certain boundaries.
However: ain’t nothin’ wrong with that, and I’m sure some females absolutely treasure a males’ indifference. In that case, hat’s off!
:beatnik:
Does softcore count?
When I was a kid, growing up in socialist Yugoslavia there were no PGs and X-rateds, we could all go see any move we liked in the theater and there was sex and nudity on TV as well.
Of course, there was no hard core porn in the regular theaters, but I remember very well Emmanuelle movies (franchise). Every summer holiday they played them in the little thater in the summer resort. One evening it’d be Star Wars, then Friday 13th, then Emmanuelle, like it’s no biggie.
Now you know why we’re so liberated over here. 
Waterworld has a bottom in it apparently. I wasn’t allowed to watch it.
No Flesh Gordon?
Barbara Broadcast or without a doubt Insatiable.
Life was never the same after a 6th grade sleep over where we watched it…twisted my fragile little mind
Tokyo Young Babes Number 1 with Ai Nagase. Gold.
Why limit ourselves to the 20th century? I was going to name this one:
[quote=“flike”]Not positive, Nama (because asthetics ain’t that easy, and require real thought) but imo the winner will be either German or Italian.
If you’re a fan of French porn, sorry, but the very real possibility exists that a phallus will be drawn out greenish brown with fecal matter (or so I’m told anyway, ahem). Kinda limits the height of cinematography, porn wise, and in imo. Sorry, but ain’t nothin’ worser than seein’ a instrument of the devil inappropriately coated in crap to kill my own … interest, AND that of my … well, you know who.
Usually, that is.
It ain’t always ironclad, but I fear the French have pretty much left themselves outside certain boundaries.
However: ain’t nothin’ wrong with that, and I’m sure some females absolutely treasure a males’ indifference. In that case, hat’s off!
:beatnik:[/quote]
What’s not positive? The thread or figuring out which skin flick is the best?
I feel like I have missed out. I remember finding a copy of Color (sic) Climax on Betamax under my folk’s bed but apart from that most porn comes in 30 second hits from the internet. =-(
The best pornography is walking in on your parents during the “Primal Scene.”
Yeah, I still think about it at…odd moments. Sometimes I imagine that I’m my father, making love to my mother.
Or vice versa.
[quote=“Screaming Jesus”]The best pornography is walking in on your parents during the “Primal Scene.”
Yeah, I still think about it at…odd moments. Sometimes I imagine that I’m my father, making love to my mother.
Or vice versa.[/quote]
BAsed on 2 very odd conversations with my dad he likes to imagine he is me…something very scary about it. I find avoiding the subject fo sex with parents is usually best. ![]()
Ah, but it’s sooo therapeutic!
I remember once as an adolescent, telling my father that my penis was all swollen up. For some reason he wasn’t alarmed–in fact he seemed to be suppressing a grin–and said something about how that happens to men sometimes.
Good times.
Really? I found the dialogue to be trite, the characterizations to be thin, and the plot holes to be more gaping than the other holes on the screen.
Ukranian Midget Ass-Reamers 4, on the other hand, I found to have an exceptionally tight narrative, fascinatingly experimental and playful cinematography, and highly nuanced acting. I particularly enjoyed the several homages to previous oeuvres in the Eastern European midget anal-sex genre.
Really? I found the dialogue to be trite, the characterizations to be thin, and the plot holes to be more gaping than the other holes on the screen.
Ukranian Midget Ass-Reamers 4, on the other hand, I found to have an exceptionally tight narrative, fascinatingly experimental and playful cinematography, and highly nuanced acting. I particularly enjoyed the several homages to previous oeuvres in the Eastern European midget anal-sex genre.[/quote]
All true, but it’s Zen.