When you're tired of teaching, what do you do?

Kenneth

Options are…

  • marry a Taiwanese lass and open a buxiban.

  • marry a Taiwanese lass and open a western-style restaurant/bar.

  • marry a Taiwanese lass and set up a translation company.

  • marry a Taiwanese lass and set up a trading company.

  • become an aspiring writer (and part-time grog artist)…

  • move into editing; either doing company stuff or working for one of the newspapers.

  • write ESL materials.

  • become a man-whore.

How many Forumosans have moved on from teaching to fields other than those mentioned above? Not many I wager.

* marry a Taiwanese lass and open a buxiban.
Not marrying anyone. There are too many buxibans anyway.

* marry a Taiwanese lass and open a western-style restaurant/bar.
Not marrying anyone. And to make the place profitable you have to market to the locals. I have my pride.

* marry a Taiwanese lass and set up a translation company.
See above. I don’t speak Chinese either.

* marry a Taiwanese lass and set up a trading company.
See above. I could import sheep.

* become an aspiring writer (and part-time grog artist)…
Someone else already cornered the market in that.

* move into editing; either doing company stuff or working for one of the newspapers.
Does it pay?

* write ESL materials.
Don’t know shit about it.

* become a man-whore.
Eureka! I knew I’d find a niche eventually, an opening somewhere, with help from my friends. But how do I penetrate this market?

When I’m tired I grab a Starbucks coffee. There’s enough caffeine to get me through to Friday night each time.

[quote=“stragbasher”]* marry a Taiwanese lass and open a buxiban.
Not marrying anyone. There are too many buxibans anyway.

* marry a Taiwanese lass and open a western-style restaurant/bar.
Not marrying anyone. And to make the place profitable you have to market to the locals. I have my pride.

* marry a Taiwanese lass and set up a translation company.
See above. I don’t speak Chinese either.

* marry a Taiwanese lass and set up a trading company.
See above. I could import sheep.

* become an aspiring writer (and part-time grog artist)…
Someone else already cornered the market in that.

* move into editing; either doing company stuff or working for one of the newspapers.
Does it pay?

* write ESL materials.
Don’t know shit about it.

* become a man-whore.
Eureka! I knew I’d find a niche eventually, an opening somewhere, with help from my friends. But how do I penetrate this market?[/quote]

Reminds me of a man I met in Singapore. I was having Tong Yam soup at my favorite hawker centre near Orchard Road. I was not in the mood to be idly chatting, so I was a little startled when some bodybuilding bloke sits down next to me like a long lost friend. Nice bloke. Asked me what I was doing in Singapore. Told him I was a journalist at the asswipe publication known as the Straits Times

Damn, and here I went and resorted to pullin my pud when my GF had to work late. Hell, I coulda caught a redeye from Kao to Spore, gotten laid, been paid, been back the next morning, gone to the bank, and called off sick for a whole week. I hate people who keep secrets!