I’m looking for young lao wai. Modelesque lao wai. Where do I go?
I thought maybe Luxy or MOS… Is MOS still open? Where else?
I have to find lots of them. And fast. (see my sig)
I suppose I will poke my head out at the next happy hour, but until then I must go out scouting. And being that I never go out, please give me suggestions…
I can scrub up pretty good but I’m probably too tall and too old for what you need
I’m a guy but I was asked if I was pregnant two days ago. Can you phoshop?
Live show so no Photoshop.
Too tall is probably better than too short. And old doesn’t matter if you look good. (As a man).
If you want to send me pictures taipei.talents@gmail.com
Otherwise… where else do I go out to look?
Hi SuchAFob,
I’ve been to the happy hours, you won’t modelesque men there.
BWHAHAHHAAHAAH.
Awww, our boys are all lovely. So mean!
How about a middle aged, pepper & salt, slightly pudgy, 5’6" lao wai with facial & chest hair? undergoing a slight “I’ve still go it” phase? 
What do you mean No.!?! 
Contact the big language school chains. Some of them, believe it or not, do actually try to make their staff enjoy being here. This is the sort of thing that, if it doesn’t conflict with work, would be a fun thing for them to do. Maybe.
(I have a list somewhere of all the schools that advertised on tealit over a six-month period or so. Trying to think of something to do with it. Care to help me put together a ‘taking care of your Laowais’ newsletter in Chinese?) tmwcYOURPANTS@anglochinesecentre.com - remove YOURPANTS to send email.
I’d do it, but as you can see, I’m just too damn HOT to be a model – I’d crack the camera lenses and have the makeup girls all in a flutter.
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[quote=“sandman”]I’d do it, but as you can see, I’m just too damn HOT to be a model – I’d crack the camera lenses and have the makeup girls all in a flutter.
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My god, sandman! You look exactly like your avatar!
EDIT: Hmmm, suddenly that comment looks rather stupid.
vibe. hahahahahahahahah.
Go to vibe from 4-7am Friday or Saturday night. Thats where all the young laowais are. 
Vibe? EW!!
Sandy. You too sexy for this job. Too sexy for this job. Too sexy for this job.
[quote=“tmwc”]Contact the big language school chains. Some of them, believe it or not, do actually try to make their staff enjoy being here. This is the sort of thing that, if it doesn’t conflict with work, would be a fun thing for them to do. Maybe.
(I have a list somewhere of all the schools that advertised on tealit over a six-month period or so. Trying to think of something to do with it. Care to help me put together a ‘taking care of your Laowais’ newsletter in Chinese?) tmwcYOURPANTS@anglochinesecentre.com - remove YOURPANTS to send email.[/quote]
Hmmm… What do you need? I’ll help you put one together if you put a part about me pimping in it.
Make sure to include the rules about NHI in it also.
It says in your add you are only looking for men aged 40+.
I’m too fat and too old for this job, and I’m bald. I’m also about 5’1,’’ so I’m of absolutely no use to you at all.
And what the hell is a FOB. Is that something to do with Thunderbirds?
nu uh! My add says nothing about age forumosafieds.com/detail.php?siteid=2239
FOB means Fresh Off the Boat.
It is a racial slur for people who have just arrived a country and can’t speak the language or understand the culture.
You’ve just ammended your signature you cheeky devil :no-no: 
You said ‘Ad’ not ‘Sig’.
Thanks for clearing that up. I’ve wondered ever since I first noticed your name. I believed that Friend of Dorothy means a gay man, so I figured FOB meant Friend of Bill or Friend of Bob, which I figured meant you were either a lesbian (but you’ve mentioned your boyfriend, so that complicated that theory) or a Friend of Bill Clinton, but that seemed a little odd too. As they say in Taiwan, I guess I think too much. Your explanation makes more sense. Thanks.
Friend of Bill Clinton. But not his intern.