Just thinking out loud here yeah
It’s locked up but not locked to anything.
It’s blue unless you’re color blind and then it’s maybe purple. Or maybe gray.
It has a kickstand because it’s too tired to stand up by itself.
It’s parked in a scooter parking space and you shouldn’t get on it until after sobering up.
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You’re missing “Dude!” In the title.
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I found it. It was right exactly in the very spot where I forgot I had parked it.
And somebody tampered with it.
Any jokester want to come out and admit it?
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Someone should cut their alcohol consumption.
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Colour
Grey
Two tyred
I’ll get my jacket.
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Thank you 
