It’s my forumosa anniversary. Aren’t I supposed to get a cake?
But if the cake is a lie, then where did my paunch come from? Oh, right…it must have been the beer. They don’t call it six-pack abs for nothing.
You should have got your cake yesterday.
Would you like pork floss with your cake? Dash of sweetcorn and mayonnaise?
Is there a negative “heart” button somewhere here? Yuck!
You made me have a pork floss and tabasco sandwich. Can’t beat it.