Which moderator would YOU take to the prom?
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hehehehe 
This could get interesting. 
Damn, options donāt allow me to include a tenth candidate, namely our founding father, Gus. Just as well - he would have won hands down. 
Iād have to say Gus, Maoman!
Not only is he the cutest, smartest, and coolest, heās also our founding father!
Please adjust this inane poll to include the dreamboat. Thanks!
And btw, what about Christine? And our unofficial moderator, Sandman?
Didnāt you know, Alien? I have a crush on Christine, so weāre both spoken for.
BTW, I have a region 1 copy of Zoolander for Sat., if youāre not feeling too highbrow
Whatās a prom? Is that a promenade concert or what?
[quote=āAlienā]Please adjust this inane poll to include the dreamboat (Gus). Thanks!
And btw, what about Christine? And our unofficial moderator, Sandman?[/quote]In the interest of fairness (and because I never win anything anyway) I am retiring from the race so as to allow Gusās candidacy. 8)
Christine would be on the list, except that she got caught up in the dotcom craze of overnight riches, fast cars and easy men, and forced us charitable, volunteer, community-minded folk at dot org to segue into a new existence. The love of money is truly the root of all evilā¦~sigh~ 
Sandman should not be invited to any more proms - He showed up at the last one held at Taipei 1st Girls High School wearing just a corsage, albeit strategically placedā¦ How he kept it pinned on Iāll never know. Ouch! :shock:
Sandman,
I hope youāll include the proper apparatus to go along with Zoolanderā¦O brother, where art ben stillerās acting talents in this filmā¦?
Actually, I love Zoolander, for Owen Wilsonās crooked nose and floppy hat.
Be sure to catch the stupid film called āSuperstarā too, along the same stupid lines. Oh, and Bubble Boy is rather amusingā¦and stupid.
Maoman, whyād you take yourself off? Not enuf poll options? Contact Gus about this because itās JUST NOT FAIR!
YOU started this damn thing!
And btw, I can always go in as GUEST and vote for Gus 15 more timesā¦
I guess not. Hey, you should allow guests to vote in polls, Maoman, whatās the deal?
So did Angst get the arse?
Angst chose not to make the jump to the new website. There still are other changes in storeā¦
ā¦so, on that note, Iām hoping there will be at least two moderators per discussion forum. If you are interested, please contact me, and the moderator(s) of the forum you feel you could co-moderate.
(Howās that for a segue into a new topic? uh, oh ā maybe I should start a new topic on this! Sorry, Maoman)
Uh, thanks Alien ā Iām flattered 
Can I retire from the race, too? I donāt think Iāve been a terribly good moderator (donāt ask me about all the stuff on the site that Iāve missed, especially these past 2 months)
Iāll raise the number of poll positions to 20 for future polls.
Oh come now! Itās more along the lines ofā¦
āChristine is desperate to get married and have her 3 kids asap and when she realized that all the time she was spending doing voluntary work was only opening doors to married SANDMEN, she needed to find a way to make a living on her own (!) and opted for commercializationā.
Maoman you know better than that.
Shame on you. 8)
Iād take Gus if he shaves his head and wears a muscle shirt with an 80ās band logo on it.
Does āEarth, Wind and Fireā count?
Close enough, but you gotta wear shadesā¦
Gus,
Earth, Wind and Fire are more of a 70ās band!
80ās bands:
Kajagoogoo
Madness
Duran Duran
The Thompson Twins
Eurythmics
INXS
ya knowā¦?
And if Gus will be my date for the segue prom, Iād like him to wear a powder blue tuxedo with a frilly shirt, bowtie, and gabardine slacks with a dark blue velvet stripe down the side.
Heāll also need to perm his hair into a betelnut taxi driver āafroā, and and wear a large boutinire in his lapel, and chew gumā¦
Uhhhā¦ Gusā¦ you need to post up your BIG HAIR photo for us to see hereā¦ I believe it would be most appropriate.
Alien, I believe you just may have your date. 
If you are interested in joining segue as a moderator, please read this first: segue.com.tw/viewtopic.php?p=28530#28530
I tried to set this the other day from the Adminisrtation panel ā but failed. Apparently, the system is unable to allow unregistered guests to vote because of the way the data is structured and stored. Read more here to learn why and more here, too
Iād take Muffin. I like the silent types. Rumour is, sheās a bloke though, Iāll have to wait for the long awaited 2nd post before I can find out, thatās all.