Really? 
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That does it. I’m never talking to you EVER again! :fume:
Wonderful topic, and my pre-/post pubescent fantasies are the reason I live the life I live…
First and foremost was Brook Shields when she was in Blue Lagoon. I had many nice dreams when I was just a tot. Daisy Duke as well, but I looked to her as a big sister. Olivia Newton John, shit I went around for years telling everyone she was my girl and I was just out of diapers. Almost embarrassed to admit, but Grease is still one of my favorite movies due to her.
Then during my raging years it was all Traci Lords and Linda Lovelace, and I’ll be damned if two weeks ago I didn’t meet her genetic clone, a Russian acrobat who was touring Taiwan. She’s had me singing “Come Back Traci”, ever since, but different topic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH9smcLc6aE .
So I have, “in a way” lived out a lot of my fantasies, got one more to accomplish and after that I will probably just Hunter S. Thompson myself and see what’s next.
I had Erik Estrada taped up all over my room.
And I only had one picture, an old album cover, of Andy Gibb. I must have been four or five, but I can vividly remember watching Andy Gibb sing “Shadow Dancing” on Soul Train and crying when the show went off because I’d already fallen maddly in love with him!
And then there was Michael Landon, from Little House On The Prairie. I used to wish he was my daddy, cause I didn’t have one. He was a great dad on the show, and I was too young to have a real crush. But as a grown up lady, I still think he was so handsome!
As a teen, it was Jon Bon Jovi and Brett Michaels. Only the rockers and Estrada are really embarrassing! But hey’re REALLY embarrassing! 
River Phoenix and pretty much everybody in the Goonies aside from that gross fat kid.
I love you Chunk. For me, Kerri Green (Andy) from the Goonies.
He’s matured well… 
For me it was:
- My Aunt
- My best friend’s mom
- My best friend’s sister
- Samantha Fox
- Brooke Shields
- Steffi Graf (who looked kinda like my aunt…)
- And basically all the busty birds in the bi-weekly Scope magazine, most of which were British Page 3 models. :lick:
Edit: 8. I forgot about my standard eight (tenth grade for the 'Mericans) math teacher. Epic boobs, and we always found a reason to have her come over and explain a problem we “didn’t understand”. Oddly enough, when one bloke didn’t understand, several other automatically had the same problem and had to come look…
An interesting question. Aside from the usual crushes on classmates and teachers, I was terribly smitten with:
Valerie Bertinelli
Thelma Evans Anderson
Good times.
You guys are so picky. I had just one criterion: female. It wasn’t until my mid-twenties, when I came to consciousness staring at 4 very long, curly, black hairs growing from an otherwise lovely areola (and raising my head for a better look noticed another few growing between her enormous tits, and further still there were another handful growing around the edge of the other areola) that it struck me I could afford to be as picky as you lot.
first strange feeling i got looking at a woman was in James Bond For Your Eyes Only, with the music, the women at the beginning swimming (you see silhouettes), but it was definitely Carole Bouquet that did it for me. Perhaps that’s why I like tall brunettes so much. and she still looks good.
Catherine Zeta-Jones in the Darling Buds of May.
Anuschka Marek. I bet you know her.
Rick Astley
Rick Springfield
and the earliest I can remember, Peter Cetera
Anuschka Marek. I bet you know her.[/quote]
WOW.
Just googled her and had her linked with CCC, Danish porn film company… which according to Wiki… also did child porn film using children aged 7-11 alongside grown men. that’s fricking sick.
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Rick Astley
Rick Springfield
and the earliest I can remember, Peter Cetera[/quote]
Rick Astley? Haha. Really? He’s about the most hairless guy in the world, for starters, and I thought you liked a man with some carpeting?
Springfield and Cetera, though, I can dig that.
Anuschka Marek. I bet you know her.[/quote]
WOW.
Just googled her and had her linked with CCC, Danish porn film company… which according to Wiki… also did child porn film using children aged 7-11 alongside grown men. that’s fricking sick.[/quote]
See, now I also had to google her. Not that hot IMO. But she sure seems to enjoy “eating sausages”.
What happened to fantasies about nice young women like Anna Kournikova or that bird from Four Weddings and a Funeral?
[quote=“Jack Burton”][quote=“olm”]
Anuschka Marek. I bet you know her.[/quote]
Just googled her and had her linked with CCC, Danish porn film company… which according to Wiki… also did child porn film using children aged 7-11 alongside grown men. that’s fricking sick.[/quote]
OK, that’s one thing I am glad I don’t know about. Are you sure about Denmark though? I read before somewhere that at some point in time, maybe 60ies, such (and other) sick crap was apparently legal somewhere in northern Europe. But as far as my memory serves me that actor was somehow related to the Netherlands, or at least I think there were some dutch flags appearing in those VHS tapes… Well, I will stay away from Google on that topic then I guess.
I know… my taste at that age wasn’t exactly refined. I never liked blondes much though - so much for Kurnikova (apart from getting famous only after that “insane” phase of puberty that jimi is asking about was finished for me). Oh, and I liked the early bloomers in my class too, especially Nicole. Better now? 
Oh, my fellow countrymen are infamous for being obsessed with eating sausage…
If you combine this thread with the fetish divulging one, it is really wild.
That’s why I didn’t post on that fetish thread 
He’s matured well…
For me it was:
- My Aunt
- My best friend’s mom
- My best friend’s sister
- Samantha Fox
- Brooke Shields
- Steffi Graf (who looked kinda like my aunt…)
- And basically all the busty birds in the bi-weekly Scope magazine, most of which were British Page 3 models. :lick:
Edit: 8. I forgot about my standard eight (tenth grade for the 'Mericans) math teacher. Epic boobs, and we always found a reason to have her come over and explain a problem we “didn’t understand”. Oddly enough, when one bloke didn’t understand, several other automatically had the same problem and had to come look…[/quote]
I couldn’t see the gross fat kid’s picture. Guess I’ll google him. Man oh man, I used to love Scope magazine. I loved those funny photo captions.
I know… my taste at that age wasn’t exactly refined. I never liked blondes much though - so much for Kurnikova (apart from getting famous only after that “insane” phase of puberty that jimi is asking about was finished for me). Oh, and I liked the early bloomers in my class too, especially Nicole. Better now? [/quote]
Much better! 
Oh, my fellow countrymen are infamous for being obsessed with eating sausage…[/quote]
The Dutch? I thought you were German. Either way, seems like a good place to be. 
Of course, I just bought it for the articles… 