Young people are irrational at the best of times, but during puberty they are downright insane. When you started growing hair on your private place, who did you fantasize about having sex with?
For me it was Olivia Newton-John, Joanna Lumley from The New Avengers, the blonde babe from Abba, and the bloke next door’s mum who used to drive me to school (actually, I still fantasize about her).
Despite my avatar, my sexual preferences have not always been directed at the masculine. Like JP, I was big on Joanna Lumley (Purdey - smoking hot stuff), and something about the episode in which she was taken hostage stirred me. I also had something for Princess Leia (I know Carrie Fisher isn’t the best looker, but it either had something to do with the cinnamon buns on the side of her head in Star Wars or the metallic bikini that Jabba the Hutt forced her to wear in Return of the Jedi. It took me a while to realize that I didn’t want to be with the Princess, but that I actually wanted to be her.
Bloody hell - what a good idea for a thread! I just worked out the origins of my own fetishes without having to pay a couple of thousand to a therapist.
Back in middle school (Jr. High) it was the three “early bloomers” in my school and Angelina Jolie. In high school it was whatever Actress from whatever porn movie I downloaded that day.
[quote=“divea”]This was wayyyy before puberty. I din’t know what sex was, but I wanted him! Karan Kapoor! [/quote]
Wow. His picture is on MANY MANY love hotel billboards in Taiwan. I had no idea - I thought he was just some nameless model…
[quote=“maoman”][quote=“divea”]This was wayyyy before puberty. I din’t know what sex was, but I wanted him! Karan Kapoor! [/quote]
Wow. His picture is on MANY MANY love hotel billboards in Taiwan. I had no idea - I thought he was just some nameless model…
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Yeah he was our very own Desi Mixed Breed. And love hotels, hehehe atleast I had good taste.
He is pure blood Indian Bollywood Royalty. His Grandfather, Uncles, Father, Cousins, Nieces and Nephews are all Bollywood Toppers. You name an actor and they are related to him. His mom was a thespian of the stage. He was so hot in these Bombay Dueing ads, that his career could not take off. This guys makes me melt, he looks exactly like his dad but has caucasian hair and skin.
I crusted many’s the tubesock (not really – they hadn’t been invented at the time) to Goldie Hawn. And more recently her daughter, Kate Hudson. But doesn’t REALLY count as incest does it? I had NO idea what Rowan and Martin’s Laugh In was all about, but I DID know that Goldie gave me a funny feeling in the trouser department. And still does.