I hate to break it to you, Doc, but it ain’t the hat that does it. 
Now go ahead and attack me for my honesty. I can take it.
Let’s just say I look better without a hat. Plus, when guys wear hats, people often assume it’s to hide a bald spot. Not sure what your head band is hiding, but I’m sure you get the idea. 
My headband is for love & peace, dude. 
You mean it covers up your reproductive organ?
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Sorry. Didn’t mean to strike a “nerve.” 
Back to the lactorium with ya. We need more product, or the next building you enter will be the kind you don’t come out of in one piece. 
Hello! My face is up here! Sigh, you…men?..are all the same. 
Huh? 
I was addressing the Honorable Consultant, not some other part of you.
And don’t make me remind you again: not all hippies are strict vegetarians. 
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