Who should be in a new Trump administration?

Was having some thoughts of senior positions if Trump wins the 2024 election.

White House Press Secretary… Tucker Carlson
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo
Attorney General Clarence Thomas
FBI Director Jim Jordon
DHS Tom Homan or Barack Obama
( I hear he’s good at deporting people )
Defense Tom Cotton
NSC Kash Patel
Treasury Steven T. Mnuchin
White House Chief of Staff Donald Trump Jnr
National Intelligence John Ratcliffe
NSA Richard Grenell
CIA Devin Nunes
United Nations Ambassador Nicki Haley

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Horse, meet cart.

Guy

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Some possibilities

Vivek also has a good chance being offered a cabinet position.

Director of Secret Service, Dan Bongino

Space lasers, Beavis, and the one who jacked off that guy in a theatre better get cabinet posts

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Boebert the pride of Colorado! Secretary of Health and Human services maybe?

Jacking off a guy for 10 min in a theater can burn up to 200 calories and reduce your risk of carpal tunnel syndrome. The more you know…

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Me.

Obviously.

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Oh I know I know…Steve Bannon and Peter Navarro.

If the only thing he does is make RFK, Jr. Head of DoJ like his pappy, then it’ll be nice, cuz shit will be flying everywhere.

Are you going to send in another one of your mail-in ballots? @anon24369109

I should send in a few boxes too since I don’t need ID

Maybe Baron can have that

How about “Human Servicing”? :joy:

Guy

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The first guy is now in a federal prison. The second guy, according to this report, just got out of federal prison.

Guy

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Considering Trump is a criminal, makes sense doesn’t it?

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Gotta make sure the team is all on the same page?

Guy

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Or in the same cell block

Me

Meh, for a contempt charge.

Washington — Peter Navarro, who served as a top trade adviser to former President Donald Trump, was released from federal prison on Wednesday after serving a four-month sentence for defying a congressional subpoena, according to the Federal Bureau of Prisons.

What stands out is that is VERY first time anyone has ever defied a congressional subpoena. :roll_eyes:

Not that I much care or support him:

Navarro was found guilty in September of two counts of criminal contempt of Congress for refusing to comply with a subpoena from the House select committee that investigated the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol. Investigators were seeking documents and testimony from the former White House official connected to his conduct after the 2020 election and efforts to delay the certification of Electoral College votes.

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Surgeon General? Colonel Angus!

Don’t fret. Based on all available evidence, there should be plenty of room for a variety of criming should these people get a second kick at the can.

Guy