Woman Recipes

I like’em with Orange Jello.

you need sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Everyone knows they go best with whipped cream. However, I have discovered that liquid marshmallow (sometimes called “marshmallow fluff”) is much harder to lick off.

Hearsay is not generally admissable in court on the grounds that it is frequently wrong.

Whipped cream is vile in large quantities. Yoghurt is far better, however simply marinating them in champagne and then slurping it off is far better again.

I dunno…I like both men and women, but I’m not sure I could eat a whole one.

Oh yeah – vodka backrubs. I’d forgotten about those. :blush:

I had a girlfriend back home who brought a jar of something over to my house once called “Honey Dust.” Whoa nelly! Have you guys heard of this stuff?

I decided when I moved to Taiwan that it would be presumptuous of me to bring it over here, so I donated it to a friend and his girlfriend. Big mistake.