[quote] MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband’s penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.
Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was “difficult to predict.”
The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.
“It was monstrously painful,” the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. “I was burning like a torch. I don’t know what I did to deserve this.”[/quote]
Still I think it’s a poor effort. As someone once said to me on news I’d hooked up with a Thai lass, “woman all over the world lob off the old fellas of their naughty blokes, but it takes a Thai to lop it off AND feed it to the dog.”
Lose it to a Thai and you’ll never ever get it back.