Woman who cloned dog raped 238-lb Morman man NSFW

foxnews.com/story/0,2933,399321,00.html
Cloned-Dog Owner Denies She Is Alleged Rapist, Kidnapper of Mormon Missionary

Thursday , August 07, 2008

The woman who had her pet dog cloned by South Korean scientists flatly denied early Thursday that she was a bail jumper accused of sexually assaulting and kidnapping a male Mormon missionary more than 30 years ago in Surrey, England.

Rumors have been circulating about the true identity of Bernann McKinney, who this week appeared in Seoul with her five cloned pit bull puppies. She and her dogs have been featured in publications around the world since the ground-breaking procedure.

McKinney, who says that she lives in Hollywood, Calif., denied that she was actually Joyce McKinney, who was charged at Epsom Magistrates’ Court in 1977 with false imprisonment. Pictures of Joyce McKinney surfaced, bearing a strong resemblance to Bernann McKinney.

The story of Joyce McKinney is nothing if it is not larger than life. She was accused of kidnapping and sexually assaulting the 238-pound Kirk Anderson, a Mormon missionary, who had become the object of her passionate affections.

After a brief affair in the United States, Joyce McKinney, then 28, seems to have tracked Anderson, then 19, to Ewell in Surrey, where he had been posted for two years as a door-to-door Mormon missionary.

With the help of a friend she is alleged to have kidnapped him and chained him to a bed in a remote cottage. After apparently failing to persuade him to marry her and father her children she then seems to have forced him to have sex with her. He finally escaped and she was arrested.

Anderson was said to have been wearing a Mormon chastity belt at the time of his kidnapping. Joyce McKinney is also said to have read him religious texts and played him romantic tapes before sexually stimulating him. In her defense, she claimed that it was a bondage game played with his full consent. According to Anderson, after he eventually promised to marry her she loosened his chains and he then escaped.

After three months on remand in Holloway Prison she was released on bail because of failing mental health. She then fled the country using a false passport and was never extradited to stand trial.

Thursday morning from Seoul as she prepared for a television interview Bernann McKinney flatly denied that she was the mysterious Joyce McKinney. “That’s garbage, that’s rot,” she said. “If that is what you want to talk about then I don’t want to talk to you. If you print that rot I will sue you.”

Ummm, where to begin? Chastity belt? Rape of a large male?
perhaps i will begin with photos of this woman, now…

and then
dailymail.co.uk/femail/artic … stery.html
Times Archive, 1977: Woman says she ‘loved Mormon’

‘I loved Kirk so much I would have skied down Mount Everest in the nude with a carnation up my nose’

* Mormon missionary forced to have intercourse, court told 

* Judge lifts curfew on Mormon case couple 

* Mormon case couple escape to Canada [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/06/article-1042456-0230946E00000578-897_233x472.jpg[/img]


according to the story at the link above, she…

May chained the prisoner to a bed. For two days, McKinney tried to persuade the missionary to marry her and father her children. She even read Scriptures with him in bed.

When this failed to melt his opposition, McKinney reverted to Plan B.

This involved slipping into a ‘see-through nightie’, playing a cassette of ‘romantic music’, having Anderson ‘spread- eagled’ and sexually stimulating him.

She claimed this was a bondage ‘game’ played with his full consent.

He later told a court: 'I couldn’t move. She grabbed the top of my pyjamas and tore them from my body until I was naked.

‘I didn’t wish it to happen. I was extremely depressed and upset after being forced to have sex.’

This ‘rape’ occurred three times.
Enlarge Kirk Anderson kidnapped by Joyce McKinney

Victim: Kirk Anderson was kidnapped and forced to have sex with Joyce

For the record, his pyjamas, later produced in court, were light blue and ‘silky’. He also claimed to have been wearing some kind of Mormon chastity belt underneath. Alas, to no avail.

:bravo: :bravo: :bravo: :bravo: :bravo: :notworthy:

That is all I have to say.

“That woman who cloned her dog raped a 238 pound Morman man”

Now THAT is a subject.

And I’d hit it, at least the 1977 version.

Though obviously I fully respect this Mormon chap’s right to not be forced to hit it. Or be hit by it.

It sounds to me like SOMEBODY didn’t listen very closely to the missionary talk on Free Agency!

[quote=“KingZog”]“That woman who cloned her dog raped a 238 pound Morman man”

Now THAT is a subject.

And I’d hit it, at least the 1977 version.

Though obviously I fully respect this Mormon chap’s right to not be forced to hit it. Or be hit by it.[/quote]

Well, perhaps you can arrange that same Korean group to clone HER, then you just need to wait 20 years.

Or she could have cloned the guy, and then everyone would be happy.

(I hope Paris Hilton’s agent is paying attention–she’s a little old for the part, and lacks that well-fed look, but it would still be brilliant casting, don’t you think?)

I guess the sacred undergarments did not hold their own versus the banshee…

Forced to have sex?
While spreadeagled…?
The horror, the sheer shocking horror…
Some guys have all the luck…

For the prosecution…

[quote]Joyce McKinney, originally from North Carolina, was accused of shackling the young man to a bed with fur-lined handcuffs and ripping off his blue silk pajamas.

“I couldn’t move,” Mr. Anderson said in court.

A former boyfriend, he reportedly moved overseas to escape Joyce McKinney’s advances.

"She grabbed the top of my pajamas and tore them from my body until I was naked.

“I didn’t wish it to happen. I was extremely depressed and upset after being forced to have sex.”[/quote]

For the defense:

[quote]She denied the sexual assault, saying he was a willing partner.

“Kirk is so afraid his church is going to excommunicate him, he just made all that up,” she said at the time.

In court, her lawyer noted the physical disparity between the diminutive Joyce McKinney and Mr. Anderson, declaring, “Methinks the Mormon doth protest too much … you have seen the size of Mr. Anderson and you have seen the size of my client.”[/quote]

They met again later:

[quote]In 1984, Joyce McKinney was charged with disturbing the peace and giving false information to police after turning up near Mr. Anderson’s workplace in Salt Lake City.

The man told police he feared being abducted again. At the time, Joyce McKinney argued she was gathering information for a screenplay about their previous encounter.[/quote]

Oh yeah, and the dog’s name was Booger. She calls the cloned pups “mini-Boogers.”

Source: nationalpost.com/news/story.html?id=707636

She does look the same as Joyce McKinney, even more if you see other pics when she was smiling (like the crazy dog woman). Joyce was also Miss Wyoming… weird!

Baby got back, that’s for sho’…:whistle:

Here is another “weird” coincidence: Joyce McKinney’s full name is Joyce Bernann McKinney, the woman that cloned the dogs calls herself Bernann McKinney.

The Song of Songs, perhaps? Rowr…

Confirmation from CNN:

edition.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/10 … index.html

Like cloning her dog wasn’t nutz enough…history repeating itself in another guise.

She just needs a little foam guys.

Please enlighten me. What does a Mormon chastity belt for a man look like?

No belt, just self-control:

moonmac.com/Mormon_masturbation.html

“In severe cases, tie a hand to the bed frame.”

Okay, seriously now. A check around the web suggests that even the Mormons are confused by this–the reporters probably just got confused by “the garment” (a.k.a., the magic underwear). But there are some great talkback comments out there. Here’s a sample:

[quote]“She undid the chains after he promised to marry her and he ran away.”

Typical male. No wonder she’s so desperate for the love of pitbulls.[/quote]

All in the interest of inter-religious understanding.

Hey–should this thread go in “Relationships”, “Religion and Spirituality”, or “Pets and other animals”? Or maybe we need a new category for “Polymorphous Perversity!”

This just in. You want to know how she escaped from the UK? Sure you do:

So…now that Heath Ledger’s dead, who wants to see Harley Quinn in the next Batman movie?