As the title says.
I’ll start:
“Shadows whisper secrets”
Where’s the spider?
I’m late.
I can do it in two: True! — nervous.
Mirror reflects nothing.
“How’s it taste?”
Yo, Descartes’ dualism.
Wanhua, My Home
Oh it’s YOU?!
Fart feels wet…
Cha bu duo
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“Trump Wins 2024”
“Made in China” on Food products or something you consume.
“It’s only juice!”
Guy
Ladyboys in Keelung
Chou dou fu
Go to Hell
Pulsating donkey-smelling