WTAF! Wiping an old perverts butt!?


A stone is 14 pounds.


To be more accurate, he was the bum wipee, not the wiper. And that was kind of the problem.

As I said in the other thread where this was first discussed… he died as he lived; inconveniencing Asians with his disgusting body.


It’s times like this that bring strangers closer together, showing us a different side of each other that we don’t normally reveal.

I’m just sorry he didn’t live long enough to join the Iowa caucuses.


The ‘Empire’ still uses stones to measure weight. Kind of backwards if you think about it, the ‘Stone age’ people introduced that. What would happen if you only found stones of unequal weight?