Ok so I don’t have a picture on here cause I would probably be beat up by my fellow canadians for not going to canada day, but this new japanese girl I’m talking to really wants to go to Wu Lai for some reason. So I’m looking at having to turn down a day with the company at the beach getting sloshed for some hot springs, unless of course it pays off in the end I’ll be happy.She says the “hot springs” are great but I get the feeling she is a little more interested in something else besides that…(which would be nice)
FYI We did just start the relationship like only a week ago and have started to get into a good swing(knock on wood…no pun intended hehe)
Is wu lai supposed to be some romantic hot spot where the sparks really fly?
Most on here don’t care what you look like. Just post a picture of your Jap bird. Canadian eh? Love to help but I couldn’t tell you how much the bus fare to Wu Lai is. Sorry.
So…what she look like?
BroonAsahi
Ah, the troubles of the young, to get drunk or to get laid…
Why don’t you go to Wulai another time? It’s not like it will disappear anytime soon… oh, right, maybe your gal won’t stick around that long… he he he 
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Is wu lai supposed to be some romantic hot spot where the sparks really fly?[/quote]
Oh let’s see. You’ll be with a girl in a dimly lit room with a huge 4-poster teak bed with soft sheer curtains. Candles will burn, soft music will play, and over in the corner a marble tub built for two with warm luxurous waters pouring out will wait for you to get naked and sink into. If the sparks don’t fly you are a eunuch.
But you can tell your bird afterwards that the waters in Wulai are usually recycled.
If you want, you could tell her that the hot springs at Wulai are HORRIBLY overpriced and that nearly all of the water is artificially heated due to the rampant unregulated overdevelopment so that there isn’t enough hot spring water for everyone. You could also tell her that the fresh hot spring water she’s getting all naked in has recently been circulating around the genitals and arseholes of countless other people, as it’s also recirculated.
Then you could tell her that on the way back from the PoorSodsD’eh at Baishawan you could come home over the backside of Yangmingshan and go to some nice hot springs instead. That way, you can get drunk AND dip your wick.
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…on the way back from the PoorSodsD’eh at Baishawan you could come home over the backside of Yangmingshan [/quote]
Euphemism?
Damn! I missed a rudeness! How unlike me – of course I should have omitted “home” for the full fnaar effect. Mea culpa.
Damn! I missed a rudeness! How unlike me – of course I should have omitted “home” for the full fnaar effect. Mea culpa.
Well, “home” as in the sense of “home run” works for me.
No no, I will definitely be getting drunk as well.
There’s no helping the yoof of today.
Mate please distribute your bird’s snaps so that at least if we see her, we can make a move while you’re passed out.
Cheers.
HG
Tell her to look out for me, and I’ll take her upstream to see a waterfall or two.
Just make sure you get drunk after the sex instead of before. Trust me, it’s much more enjoyable that way. Shag your girl, then go out and celebrate with a few beers afterwards. “Hey dudes, guess what? I just got laid!!!” The other way round, you run the risk of getting “too drunk to fuck” as the old song goes.
so hot sex with a japanese girl vs spending a day with hundreds of drunk and stoned canadian english teachers…gee as melon-scratchers go that’s a real doozy…
Euphemism?
BroonAlternatives
So? Tell us all about it.
YEP, its ok. A bottle of wine, great view and shagadelic times. The next day we actually went to go see the waterfalls if that makes it any better. Course when she asked why I was so damn tired and couldn’t keep up I just kind of looked at her and thought(well who did all the fucking work!)[/img]
Well, the Canada D’Eh party was hot and sweaty as well, though not quite in the same way your weekend was! 