You know you're getting punch-drunk in Taiwan when

. . . you start shouting “Bring out yer dead!” every time the garbage-truck bellringer dings his way past.

…when you think that mapo squid is an actual dish.

…when stinky tofu smell nice.

…when you think that mapo squid smell nice.

…you start a thread titled “You know you’re getting punch-drunk in Taiwan when . . .”
…you read Richardm’s posts and beleive them.
…you think your Chinese is bad ass (really good).
…you start pop-locking (break dancing) in MRT stations.
…you look for the buzzer the make the MRT stop.
…you’re shocked about all the Chinese people.

…when you can’t remember exactly why you came here in the first place.

We covered that:
[How do you get your clothes clean?

…you go skinny dipping when surrounded by thousands of people. :bravo:

…you look in the mirror and are shocked at how large your nose is…

…when you think Kansas might really look a lot like Taiwan.

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