You might be a Redneck Jedi if

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Well…uhh…Redneck is kind of a culture…

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .

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You’ve re-rigged Solo’s Millennium Falcon to burn wood (c.f. http://www.motherearthnews.com/top_articles/1981_May_June/Mother_s_Woodburning_Truck

3

“…you’ve ever used a light saber to light a fart.”