Years ago on the “Not the Nine O’clock News” there was a song called You’re a bastard.
I can remember one or two versus but not the whole thing. Does anybody know the whole song? It is a Kenny Rogers’ spoof.
… Now Bubber he’s a big boy,
He stood by your side,
And when you looked down to him,
a tear came to your eye
(there were two of them)
He said Pa what you told me it comes as no surprise,
Ma told me all about you 'fore she died.
You promised you’d always be true,
Never cheat on a blind woman,
That’s what you’d never do.
But you slept with her mother, her sister and her brother,
In a word she said you… were a bastard.
You’re a bastard,
You’re a bastard,
But you’re sstill my son,
You’re a bastard,
You’re a bastard what’s done is done.