The completely useless obvious advice thread


#61

Ride your scooter like there is no tomorrow!


#62

Don’t be an asshole.


#63

It’s completely useless advice, isn’t it?


#64

Don’t eat yellow snow.


#65

I dare you!

yellow shaved ice


#66

Told you it’s useless in Taiwan :sweat_smile:


#67

Don’t rake the leaves when you’re standing in a tree.


#68

Never open any windows on a submarine.


#69

Never get a tattoo of another country’s flag on your face.


#70

Apparently so.


#71

Never tell your wife you’re headed over to Costco to pick up some Robitussin.


#72

Don’t bother looking when you pull out in traffic. They’ll see you and swerve in time.


#73

Incoming! . . .


#74

If it’s yellow let it mellow. If it’s brown flush it down.


#75

What? Are you against the environment!?!


#76

:popcorn:


#77

Could we have some more useless and obvious advice @discobot fortune


#78

:crystal_ball: Very doubtful


#79

Well let’s try anyway @discobot quote


#80

:left_speech_bubble: A life spent making mistakes is not only more honourable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing. — Bernard Shaw