Ride your scooter like there is no tomorrow!
Don’t be an asshole.
It’s completely useless advice, isn’t it?
Don’t eat yellow snow.
I dare you!
Told you it’s useless in Taiwan
Don’t rake the leaves when you’re standing in a tree.
Never open any windows on a submarine.
Never get a tattoo of another country’s flag on your face.
Never tell your wife you’re headed over to Costco to pick up some Robitussin.
Don’t bother looking when you pull out in traffic. They’ll see you and swerve in time.
Incoming! . . .
If it’s yellow let it mellow. If it’s brown flush it down.
What? Are you against the environment!?!
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honourable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing. — Bernard Shaw