The completely useless obvious advice thread


#121

Getting off on what? Going up and down?


#122

I’m a lover, not a fighter.


#123

Getting off on the elevator.


#124

Getting on the elevator while others are getting off.


#125

You never get off an elevator, you get out of it. But yeah just stand in front of the door and block it.


#126

Maybe you get out, but I get off.


#127

An elevator is a box, if you get off you’d have to jump from the top, getting out on the other hand …


#128

Ah, but when the door opens, it’s no longer a box. It’s a moving floor with walls and a ceiling.


#129

You take stuff out of a box when the lid is open, not off the box.
You can off the bus or train because they are elevated according to the street or platform


#130

I always get off the elevator. I haven’t gotten off on the elevator, but I’m working on it.


#131

Make sure to turn your back to the camera before you whip it out. (oops, more good advice)


#132

maybe you prefer going down?

(random film quote. 10 points to the correct answer)


#133

Deep throat?


#134

must admit, i can’t remember, but it’s very 1980s

that’s the bugger with being present in the 1980s in the first place…

(was definitely a scene set in an internal glass elevator in a hotel atrium… that should narrow it down a bit)


#135

When your wife or girlfriend asks you “did you sleep with her?” about a girl in your past, don’t answer truthfully with “ha, no, only in my dreams”.


#136

On the elevator?

A Dirty Harry movie?


#137

:face_with_raised_eyebrow: :thinking: :eek: :ponder::bulb:

Do you get off on elevators? @discobot fortune


#138

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it


#139

Now we know where Discobot 2.0 will come from! :robot: :grinning: :rainbow:


#140

You can’t pose a starter for 10 if you don’t know the answer. Mods, a completely useless 80’s trivia thread pleeeease.