Accidental Insult of the Day

I accidentally told a police officer to fuck off on Wednesday. She apologized to me.


Story needed!

I hope it involves handcuffs and being bent over a squad car.

The road to my usual car park was closed and I was late for work. I pulled up to ask her if I could go down the road to the car park. She said no. At the same point a typically entitled taxi driver drove up to my rear and honked repeatedly. Out of habit I shouted “Fuck off”.

Realising what I’d done I turned to the woman police officer to apologise, but she was already saying sorry three times to me.


This is like MSG. You could add it to any story to make it great! :+1: