Accidental Insult of the Day

I accidentally told a police officer to fuck off on Wednesday. She apologized to me.


Story needed!

I hope it involves handcuffs and being bent over a squad car.

The road to my usual car park was closed and I was late for work. I pulled up to ask her if I could go down the road to the car park. She said no. At the same point a typically entitled taxi driver drove up to my rear and honked repeatedly. Out of habit I shouted “Fuck off”.

Realising what I’d done I turned to the woman police officer to apologise, but she was already saying sorry three times to me.