Britain's worst rapist after 150 convictions

[Dr_Milker]

@Wookie

That’s because you’re a cow.

So wookies are into girl-on-girl action?

[Hanna]

Straight guys are turned on by the fantasy sold to them about lesbians. Actual lesbian sex, including both the actresses and what they do in bed, doesn’t really look like what you see in porn.

[Wookie]

When Wookiees go at it, you can’t tell if they are male or female.

[Wookie]

Dodgeball taught me all I need to know and everything I want to know.

PS - All girls are bisexual.

[Andrew0409]

@Hanna

Straight guys are turned on by the fantasy sold to them about lesbians. Actual lesbian sex, including both the actresses and what they do in bed, doesn’t really look like what you see in porn.

I picture a lot of scissoring

[Hanna]

@Andrew0409

I picture a lot of scissoring

Yeah, lesbians seldom do that irl. It’s mostly a porn thing.

[BiggusDickus]

What’s scissoring? Sounds dangerous.

[Hanna]

@BiggusDickus

What’s scissoring? Sounds dangerous.

Rubbing your junk together. Women’s version of frottage.

[BiggusDickus]

@Hanna

@BiggusDickus

What’s scissoring? Sounds dangerous.

Rubbing your junk together. Women’s version of frottage.

Is frottage some kind of French cheese?

[Hanna]

Rubbing your willies together with another fella.

The wiki on this is quite informative, but NSFW for the illustration.

[BiggusDickus]

I’m playing dumb for comedic effect. I’ve realised that I’m not being funny. It’s the last week of the semester and I’m letting off steam.

I believe Oscar Wilde’s preferred stress relief was frottage, or at least he would thrust his penis between the thighs of his lover which is close to frottage but no doubt has a name of its own.

[Hanna]

@BiggusDickus

I’m playing dumb for comedic effect. I’ve realised that I’m not being funny. It’s the last week of the semester and I’m letting off steam.

FWIW, you did succeed in making me read frottage as if it were a French word.

[BiggusDickus]

Frottage is a French word.

EDIT: I get it. You’re playing ignorant for comedic effect too. You got me!

[Hanna]

https://youtu.be/mSBGL137l5g

[BiggusDickus]

Frotteurism originated from the French for floor polisher.

[crusher]

@Firefighter

So this guy comes to UK at the age of 24 in 2007 to study for a masters, supported by his wealthy christian family. Bit unusual to only start this behaviour at 24, was he already “buggering around” in Indonesia and his family covered it up by sending him away to Manchester and supported him there rather than him bring his bad habits back home?
More questions than answers in this case…

oh you have to say Christian

[BiggusDickus]

Blimey! The rapist has his own wiki page already.

He was born in Jambi, Sumatra.

[cake]

He was caught when one of those being raped came around from the drugging.
It was only 2 years of evidence they had. I would hedge a bet it went on longer than 2 years. He only used a condom 3 times.
I wonder if his rich parents thought they would have him free what with hiring the best barristers around. The mother flew over at the start of all this and never returned when she found out exactly what he had done.
I would not have liked to have been a juror watching some of the footage.
Anyway, will he be taken out in jail?

[Hanna]

@cake

will he be taken out in jail?

On a date? Probably.

[BiggusDickus]

He’ll be in a protected unit. There are entire prisons solely for sex offenders in the UK now. I think something like 15% of prisoners in the UK are sex offenders.