I’m disappointed this has never happened to me. I must have stayed in any number of slightly rumpled business hotels (while on actual business) and nobody has ever bothered to call me offering special services. Maybe I look like a cheapskate.
I mean, not that I’m actually interested in paying for it. I’d just like to go through the motions of pretending to be offended.
I have never had a hotel in Taiwan ask me if I wanted a girl. And I’ve stayed in at least 100 different hotels at all quality and price levels all over Taiwan. Sometimes 5 or more different hotels in a month.
Hotels in China ask me if I want a girl even if I have my girlfriend with me.
On time in Harbin China they called my room and asked if I wanted girls. I said yes please send up 2 girls for a massage. They showed up in mini skirts and high heels. I was with my girlfriend and we asked them to give us a foot massage and they did it. Hahaha
Checking out somebody’s room after they had sex. Semen and vagina fluids and blood and lubricants and makeup stains on pillows and sheets and vomit and