It’s not every day a Forumosan gets into NEXT magazine. You didn’t even sell any drugs or kill anyone! 
Way to represent!
Really? What’d he do?
Link?
I don’t know, but I’m guessing that he figured out how to use chopsticks.
Hush yo mouth!
[quote=“housecat”]Really? What’d he do?[/quote]I suspect it’s “who”. 
I don’t know, but I’m guessing that he figured out how to use chopsticks.[/quote]
Don’t be silly! Foreigners can’t use chopsticks! EVERYBODY knows that! 
I have issue no.470 Date 2010/05/27 With Xiao S on the cover.
Is he in that one, or is there a newer one out already? Which page?
:roflmao:
I have issue no.470 Date 2010/05/27 With Xiao S on the cover.
Is he in that one, or is there a newer one out already? Which page?[/quote]
Yes, that’s the right issue. The page? San ba, of course.
April Fools!
Wait, wrong day 
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I suppose you’re all waiting for ME to comment on this but I have no idea what you’re talking about. I guess I better buy the magazine!
Whatever you did, Josefus, it’s NOTHING on the stuff in the “Readers’ Wives” section of Hustler magazine that I got published.
I hope they at least managed to get the lighting right on my buttocks THIS time.
Can someone PLEASE tell us what this is about? The suspense is killing me!
Me too!
Me three.
every time i try to get the lightning directly on your buttocks, i get shocked.
I’d link to the pics, but you have to be a member of NEXT magazine’s online club to view, and my subscription ran out a while back. Were those pictures taken at the patio on Carnegie’s? The one of you caressing her face was very tender.
How did you see the pics if your subscription ran out?
I want to seeeeee!